Your birth month is what you’re getting for
This humorous list assigns a Christmas gift to each birth month, with fortunes ranging from wonderful to woeful.
Those born in January receive a simple orange, while February babies are gifted a Labrador puppy. March gets a delicious cheesecake.
The tone shifts for April, which is ironically given a prison sentence. May receives the romantic gift of an engagement ring.
In a twist, June is slated to get absolutely nothing for Christmas. July is rewarded with just a single slice of pizza.
August gets a luxurious trip to the Bahamas, and September receives the major gift of a brand new car.
The luck runs out again for October, who finds a lump of coal in their stocking. November is given a bottle of wine.
Finally, the list concludes with December, which, like June, is fated to receive nothing at all for Christmas.
