Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,… Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many…
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking… A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.’” The boy responds, “Because I caught these…
Three Girlfriends A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. Passing Remark A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” Witty Response He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat…
Derek was desperate to find his daughter, Amber, who disappeared a week ago. Despite police efforts, she seemed to have vanished. Derek couldn’t sleep and was consumed by fear. At the police station, the officer said, “As soon as we know something, we will inform you immediately,” but there were no new leads. On his…
Grandma Madeline’s birthday turned heartbreaking when her family, embarrassed by her janitor job, abandoned her. Her loyal granddaughter, Darcy, returned home to confront the family’s disdain and help Madeline reveal a surprising secret. It all began on a Wednesday when Grandma Madeline called, sounding devastated. “Your mother, your uncles, and cousins… They don’t want to…
Losing a child is an unimaginable sorrow for any parent. Tim and Mary Smith’s lives were shattered when their 12-year-old daughter, Taylor, passed away from pneumonia on January 5, 2014. As they began the difficult task of sorting through Taylor’s belongings, they discovered a letter she had written to herself, with instructions to open it…
5 Foods to Regularly Eat for a Healthy Urinary Tract and Kidney Function The bladder is a crucial part of the urinary system. It’s a pear-shaped organ composed of inflatable parts that store urine until it’s expelled from the body. The bladder can range from about 2 inches to over 6 inches in length, depending…
Amber avenged her mother’s garden thefts with dash cam footage and a “wall of shame” poster featuring photos of the culprits. Her mother’s cherished garden in their Texas suburb had been repeatedly targeted by neighbors. The thefts escalated from missing garden gnomes to entire plants disappearing, leaving her mother heartbroken. Amber set up a dash…
A Change of Heart My husband used to be jealous when I’d go out, but he’s changed his tune. He recently told me he’s “too old for this stuff” and doesn’t get jealous anymore. This shift was clear one night when I was getting ready for a concert. Dressed up in a chic dress and…
Dreams Dismissed After years of saving, Camila finally had enough money for her dream car, a cherry red Mini Cooper. She excitedly told her husband, Jake, “I did it! I saved enough for the Mini!” Instead of congratulating her, Jake darkened and said, “You can’t be serious. We need to talk.” He wanted to use…