A married man was having an affair…..👇 A married man was having an affair with his secretary One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye…..👇Continue Reading below In the first C0MMENT👇 Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. Long His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t…
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink…..👇Continue Reading Below In the first C0MMENT👇 A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. Long When he finished his drink, he found his…
A Lawyer and a Senior Citizen on a Plane On a long flight, a lawyer sits next to an elderly man. Thinking he can easily outsmart him, the lawyer proposes a game. Initially, the senior declines, wanting to nap. However, the lawyer insists, explaining, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the…
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cabdriver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring… He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you” She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When…
An old lady is speeding down a highway…… A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding… …”Afternoon ma’am. May I see your license and registration?” The old lady wordlessly hands the officer these items. As the officer reaches for the papers, he takes observation of the old woman. She wasn’t just old, she was…
A Wife With 7th Sense A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a great opportunity for a promotion. Could you pack my clothes and fishing gear? Oh, and please include my new blue silk pajamas!” The wife suspects…
A Hilarious Exchange of Letters: The Ultimate Breakup Story Breaking up is never easy, but humor can often lighten the mood. Here’s a classic joke about a letter exchange between a man and a woman going through a breakup. The Man’s Letter The man writes to his wife, informing her that he’s leaving her forever….
One Day He Found His Wife A man comes home early to find his wife on the bed, breathing heavily. “What are you doing?” he asks. She stammers, “I… think I’m having a heart attack!” Concerned, he offers to call an ambulance. As he heads downstairs to dial 911, his son Johnny appears, crying. “What’s…
three older ladies were discussing…👇Continue Reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. Long One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away.”…