During an arithmetic lesson, Little Johnny faced a question from the teacher. The teacher asked, “If you had eleven dollars and I requested a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” Little Johnny answered, “Eleven dollars.” The teacher inquired, “Why eleven?” Little Johnny explained, “You might ask for a loan of six…
A man boards a plane with six children. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, Are all of those children yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company.These are customer complaints.”
My daughter, who is in fourth grade, had a desk partner who talked all day about how rich she was, how much money she had saved up, and how she was richer than my daughter. So my daughter replied, “It’s good; with a face like yours, at least someone might marry you for your money.”
I am sure that there are not many people who favored mathematics at school. Well, dealing with numbers, fractions, percentages, and the rest of the math operations, isn’t quite easy. Little Johnny seems not to be an exception. His multiplication skills, or lack of them, brought him in trouble. Little Johnny comes home from school…
A 70-year-old bachelor met a 17-year-old girl and instantly fell in love. They married and honeymooned in Florida. Upon returning, a friend asked how the trip went. “It was amazing,” the man said. “The sun, the sea, and we almost made love every night—” His friend, shocked, cut in, “At your age? How did you…
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled: ” I hope you die, a long, slow painful death.” He turned around ‘So, you, want me to f.ucking stay?
It started as a lighthearted prank—a playful note I wrote before my husband left for his work Christmas party. But little did I know, the message on my husband’s chest would spark a series of events that would change everything I thought I knew about our marriage. What began as a playful prank turned into a revelation…
A year ago, my Secret Santa coworker Sarah gave me a beautiful silver ring with a tiny emerald—a surprisingly thoughtful gift. We’d always gotten along, so I wore it often without thinking much of it. But after a year, I noticed a groove around the gem and managed to twist it open. Inside, there was…
Heather Unbehaun, accused of abducting her daughter from an Illinois suburb six years ago, has turned herself in, ending a high-profile case. Unbehaun is now in custody at the Kane County Adult Justice Center in Illinois, facing abduction charges without bail. Days before her surrender, Kayla Unbehaun was found safe in North Carolina and reunited…
The first nun replied, “I took them straight to the trash.” The second nun chimed in, “Well, I was in the father’s room yesterday, and you won’t believe what I found under his bed—a box of condoms!” The other nuns gasped, “What did you do with them?” She smiled and said, “I poked holes in…