During an arithmetic lesson, Little Johnny faced a question from the teacher.
The teacher asked, “If you had eleven dollars and I requested a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?”
Little Johnny answered, “Eleven dollars.”
The teacher inquired, “Why eleven?”
Little Johnny explained, “You might ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually get it!”
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