A 70-year-old bachelor met a 17-year-old girl and instantly fell in love. They married and honeymooned in Florida. Upon returning, a friend asked how the trip went. “It was amazing,” the man said. “The sun, the sea, and we almost made love every night—” His friend, shocked, cut in, “At your age? How did you almost manage that every night?” The man laughed and clarified, “Well, we almost made love on Monday, we almost made love on Tuesday…”
A man and his wife were in bed when they heard a knock at the door at 3:30 a.m. The husband initially ignored it, but his wife urged him to answer. Reluctantly, he went downstairs and found a drunk man on the porch asking for a push. The husband refused and went back to bed….
Young Man Notices a Lady Following Him A young man in a supermarket noticed an elderly woman following him and staring. When she finally approached him at the checkout, she said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.” He reassured her,…
A newlywed couple were in a bed when the husband raised the questions about the number of previous partners. He gathered the courage to ask his wife if she was willing to share such information with him, but she didn’t say anything back, she just started gazing at the ceiling. Pressing the matter, he assured…
You know, there’s something about truck drivers that really deserves a round of applause. These unsung heroes of the road are like the knights of the asphalt, bravely steering their big rigs through endless highways and byways, all while keeping our nation’s economy rolling along. As a kid, I always admired those mighty trucks, so…
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I t’s been so incredible and fun, I’ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on…
A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she turns around and bites one of the customers. The loan officer asks the farmer: I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer. I…