Hubby: Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth. Wife: What trick? Hubby: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep. Wife’s eyes widened, and she leaned in, crossing her arms. “Excuse me, what did you just say?” Hubby, grinning like a mischievous schoolboy, looked up from his phone….
Little Johnny stumbled upon his mother in the bathtub and curiously asked, “Mom, what’s that fuzzy patch below your bellybutton?” She replied, “It’s a bush.” A day later, Johnny walked in on his father taking a shower. Pointing at his father’s lower region, he inquired, “What’s that long thing hanging there?” His dad explained, “That’s…
A young blonde began her new job as a physical education teacher for a class of 16-year-olds. While supervising a soccer game, she noticed one boy standing alone at the far end of the field, away from the others. Feeling concerned, she approached him with a kind smile. “Hey there, is everything okay?” she asked….
I suddenly lost my dad when I was 10. The last gift he brought me was a singing teddy bear. I kept it, and 20 years later, I gave it to my son when he turned 7. We needed to add batteries to make it sing again. I opened it, and my entire body went…
A newlywed couple were in a bed when the husband raised the questions about the number of previous partners. He gathered the courage to ask his wife if she was willing to share such information with him, but she didn’t say anything back, she just started gazing at the ceiling. Pressing the matter, he assured…
Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys remarks to the other, “Boy you look really tired!” His friend replies, “Dude, I’m exhausted, my girlfriend wants sex all the time! Three, four, sometimes even six times a night! She wakes me up at all hours. I…
Awkward Breakups: Absurd Tales That Linger Some breakups leave behind unforgettable chaos and comedy. The Tinder Trap My ex made a fake Tinder profile with my photos and the bio: “Full-time mess. Swipe right if you can parallel park because I can’t.” Now my coworker, Steve, keeps offering lessons. The Wedding Mime My ex crashed…
One sunny afternoon on the playground, a little boy and girl got into a heated debate. They were arguing over who had the upper hand in the eternal battle of the sexes, each determined to prove their superiority. I’m way better than you because boys are just better at everything,” declared the boy, puffing up…
A little boy comes running into the room and says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?” The Grandpa says, “I don’t know, why?” The little boy says, “Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!”
Some panoramic pictures are so beautiful that they take your breath away, like those taken in the Grand Canyon. They can be funny and hilariously bad, though, especially when family members or pets get in the way. We’ve all been there: trying to get the perfect family picture but someone’s arm or leg gets stuck…