You know, there’s something about truck drivers that really deserves a round of applause. These unsung heroes of the road are like the knights of the asphalt, bravely steering their big rigs through endless highways and byways, all while keeping our nation’s economy rolling along. As a kid, I always admired those mighty trucks, so…
Sometimes, a clever response can lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes. These anecdotes showcase moments where quick wit turned situations around. Late one night, a husband texted his wife, asking her to wash his clothes and prepare his favorite dish before he returned home. When there was no reply, he sent another text saying he…
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run in the…
A young boy tells his father, “Dad, our math teacher wants to see you.” The father asks, “What happened?” The boy replies, “She asked me, ‘How much is 7 * 9?’ I said ’63,’ then she asked, ‘And 9 * 7?’ So I said, ‘What’s the f*cking difference?’” The father, amused, responds, “Indeed, what is…
A irate wife complained that her husband spent all of his free time in a pub. So one night, he took her with him. “What’ll you have?” he inquired. “Oh, I do not know. “The same as you, I suppose,” she said. So the husband got a drink and threw it down in one shot….
Grandpa and Grandma, always excited when reminiscing about their younger days, decided to relive one of their old dates. They planned to meet at the riverbank they used to visit when they were young. The next morning, Grandpa woke up at 6 a.m., rushed to the riverbank, picked a big bunch of wildflowers, and waited…
No matter how much we try to avoid them, awkward situations happen to everyone,and they often come at the worst times. While many people feel really embarrassed, some just laugh it off. It’s even funnier when they share these moments online, turning an awkward situation into a funny memory. The Story: My wife and I…
At a high school reunion, a guy and his wife are there.… as the spouse continues to ogle a stunning inebriated woman sipping her gin at an adjacent table, drink after glass. “Do you know her?” his wife asks as she turns to face him. “Yes,” the husband moans. My ex-wife is she. I’ve heard…
Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and…
A girl dramatically entered the living room and said to her father, “Dad, cancel my allowance, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop. Sell my jewelry, my car, take my house key, and kick me out. Disown me and leave everything to my…