My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.”
“Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.”
“No, I must die in peace. I had sx with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!”*
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking… A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.’” The boy responds, “Because I caught these…
A wife came home from a long shopping trip to find her husband in bed with a young woman. Shocked and ready to leave, her husband stopped her and explained, “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.” He then shared his story: “Driving home, I saw this young girl,…
Father and son (very funny joke)….. A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” Dirty “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9 * 7?’ so I asked ‘what’s the fucking…
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” She replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend goes over to…
Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 for help with his math homework. Johnny had been taught to call 911 in emergencies, and when he struggled with subtraction, he saw it as a real crisis. He called…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye…..👇Continue Reading below In the first C0MMENT👇 Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. Long His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t…