A husband and wife playing a game
A Playful Game
A wife suggested a game to her husband. “If I mention a country, run to the left wall. If I mention a bird, run to the right wall. If you make a mistake, you’ll give me your salary for the month,” she said. The husband agreed, adding, “If you fail, I’ll get your salary too, right?” She smiled and confirmed. Ready to play, the wife said, “TURKEY.” Four hours later, the husband stood frozen, unsure if she meant the country or the bird. The lesson: “After God, fear wife!”
Forgetfulness at a Restaurant
An elderly gentleman was excitedly telling his friend about a new restaurant he visited with his wife. “The food and service were great!” he said. When asked for the name, he couldn’t remember. Trying to jog his memory, he asked, “What do you call the long-stemmed flower people give on special occasions?” His friend replied, “You mean a rose?” The gentleman turned to his wife and asked, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”
