Are You Blonde?
A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver and asks for her driver’s license. The driver searches through her car and asks, “Uhh, what are they again?” The cop responds, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”
The driver says, “Oh yeah,” and hands over a compact mirror from her purse.
The cop opens the mirror, looks inside, and then hands it back, saying, “I’m sorry, ma’am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”
A man and his wife were in bed when they heard a knock at the door at 3:30 a.m. The husband initially ignored it, but his wife urged him to answer. Reluctantly, he went downstairs and found a drunk man on the porch asking for a push. The husband refused and went back to bed….
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. Blonde “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they…
The pair sat through a lengthy speech in church, with the woman eventually succumbing to exhaustion and dozing asleep. Upon seeing this, her husband sought to awaken her by gently pressing her with his finger. At that point, the priest also asked the community a question. The priest then asked the crowd who had liberated…
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry….
Sometimes, a clever response can lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes. These anecdotes showcase moments where quick wit turned situations around. Late one night, a husband texted his wife, asking her to wash his clothes and prepare his favorite dish before he returned home. When there was no reply, he sent another text saying he…
Young Man Notices a Lady Following Him A young man in a supermarket noticed an elderly woman following him and staring. When she finally approached him at the checkout, she said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.” He reassured her,…