Three guys go in for a job interview
Three Guys and the Job Interview
Three guys go in for a job interview. The first guy does great, feeling it’s the best interview he’s ever had. At the end, the interviewer asks, “Do you notice anything strange about me?” The guy replies, “Your nose is really huge, man!” The interviewer responds, “I’m very sensitive about my nose, you’re not right for this job, get out!”
The second guy also performs well and negotiates a higher salary. When the interviewer asks if he notices anything unusual, he says, “You have an abnormally large nose.” The interviewer replies, “I’m very sensitive about my nose, you’re not right for this job, get out!”
Before the third guy goes in, the first two warn him not to mention the interviewer’s nose. The third guy follows their advice and also does great. When asked if he notices anything unusual, he says, “You wear contact lenses, don’t you?” The interviewer, impressed, asks how he knew. The guy replies, “You’d play hell trying to find glasses to fit that motherfucking nose!”
