A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart

A man returned from work one night headed straight to the bedroom and started making love to his wife. When done, he went to the kitchen and got some cold water only to find his wife there, also looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she got to the kitchen so…

Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a bitch is 7” “3+6, the son of a bitch is 9″ His mother heard this & asked, ” Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?” “Oh Mom. Don’t disturb. I am doing my maths homework” Mom: “Is this how your…

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said Little Johnny.. Long His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a…

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams’ She became upset and called the first number, discovering it was his mother. Next, she called the second number and his sister answered. When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang. Realizing she…

A Man Finds a Wallet with $700 A man finds a wallet containing $700. Later, he reads a notice offering a $50 reward for returning a wealthy man’s lost wallet. When the man returns the wallet, the wealthy man counts the money and accuses him, saying, “I see you have already taken your reward.” The…