A girl dramatically entered the living room and said to her father, “Dad, cancel my allowance, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop. Sell my jewelry, my car, take my house key, and kick me out. Disown me and leave everything to my brother.”
After a pause, she added with a grin, “Dad, this is my new boyfriend.”
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are…
Unlucky Husbands (Funny Story) Two old friends reunited after many years. One asked, “Tell me, what happened to your son?” “Oh, my poor son!” sighed the mother. “His marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn’t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or…
A Husband Exclaims His Wife Your Bum Is Really Big…..👇Continue reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 One day a husband exclaims to his wife.. A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards…
She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your family.” “It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was…
Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a bitch is 7” “3+6, the son of a bitch is 9″ His mother heard this & asked, ” Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?” “Oh Mom. Don’t disturb. I am doing my maths homework” Mom: “Is this how your…
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup, and as she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his…