A Soldier Approached A Nun

An Old Man Proves His Wife Can Hear An old man suspects his wife is having trouble hearing. He suggests she get a hearing test, but she refuses. To prove his point, he devises a plan. Testing Her Hearing He goes upstairs, turns on a recorder, and yells downstairs, “Honey, what’s for supper?” No answer….

Clever Girl…. A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… Long “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?” And…

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re naked!” the…

Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand? Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right. Boss: So, what were you arguing about with that customer? Little Johnny: He…

A man and woman were in bedroom…. A bee went into my vagina! One day a man and his wife were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the wife parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. She started screaming “Oh my god, help…

A Bag Full of Used Clothing Wife’s Intentions A wife mentioned she had a bag full of used clothing that she wanted to give away. She felt that there were poor, starving people who could benefit from the clothes. Husband’s Practicality The husband suggested throwing the clothes in the trash, noting it would be much…