AN OLDER COUPLE WERE LYING IN BED ONE NIGHT. An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for…
Struggling with Parenthood For years, my husband John staunchly opposed having biological children, favoring adoption instead. One evening, after a heated argument, I overheard a phone conversation that changed everything. John confided to his mom, “How do I tell her that I don’t want our child to end up as troubled as I am?” Uncovering…
Embracing Grandparenthood Consuelos expressed his desire to embrace a new role as a grandparent rather than an older father with extra responsibilities. He and Ripa are embarking on an exciting chapter, anticipating becoming grandparents. Ripa noted that many older men she knows are taking the same path. Reflections on Raising Children Having raised their three…
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him. Curious about his life, she asked if he had ever had sex. Tarzan replied, “Tarzan not know sex.” Jane explained what it was, and Tarzan said, “Ohhh…Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.” Horrified, Jane offered to show him the…
Sometimes, as a leader, you have to hide your doubts… …something this captain knows all too well. A ship was sailing in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching his ship. The captain shouted to his crew, “Gentlemen, bring me my red shirt!” The crew brought him his red…
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, …wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought,…
A woman was served a betrayal that was too bitter to eat. She posted her twisty story on Reddit, where many were shocked by the cruelty of some people. She begins by stating that Simon, her spouse, has never been a talkative man. Due to his somewhat aloof personality, he never truly showed his wife…
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are…
Mark Harmon, 69, renowned for his role as Agent Leroy Gibbs on NCIS, and Angie Harmon, 48, famed for portraying Detective Jane Rizzoli in Rizzoli & Isles, share a surname but not a family tie. Born in Burbank in 1951, Mark is the son of Hollywood starlet Elyse Knox and American football player Tom Harmon….
The Setup My brother’s latest setup landed me on a disastrous date with his friend Stewart, leaving us stuck at a swanky restaurant with an unpaid bill. As tensions escalated and the manager threatened to call the police, I wondered how we’d escape. “Jess, you gotta meet this guy,” Adam said, grinning. “Stewart. Works with…