HELL EXPLAINED Long The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of…
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Long A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors…
Little Johnny’s Chores Little Johnny comes down for breakfast, and his mother asks if he has done his chores. He replies, “Not yet.” She tells him he can’t have breakfast until his chores are done. Frustrated, Johnny goes outside to feed the animals. First, he kicks a chicken, then he kicks a cow, and finally,…
A boss says to his secretary A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i will be travelling abroad for some reasons.” The secretary husband makes call to her secret lover, “my wife is travelling for the…
A married man was visiting…. A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she suggested that he shave his beard. “Oh Ken, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.” Ken replied, “My wife loves this beard, there is no way I could shave it, she would kill me!!”…
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…… A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in…
School Challenge and Surprising Student Reactions On Friday, an elementary school teacher challenged her students: “If you can tell me who said the following quote, you don’t have to come to school on Monday: ‘We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.’” Billy correctly answered, “Franklin D. Roosevelt.” The teacher responded, “Correct, Billy. You can…
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out…..👇 A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter? The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” “I’m terribly…
Two nuns painting a room… Long Two nuns are painting a room, they realize that they could accidentally get paint on their habits so they decide to take a preventative measure. They decide to take off their clothes and paint in the nude. Before they do so they lock the door. A few hours later…
Blonde Job Interview A blonde walks into a police department seeking a job. The officer begins with some basic questions: Officer: “What’s 2+2?” Blonde: “Ummmmm… 4!” Officer: “What’s the square root of 100?” Blonde: “Ummmm… 10!” The officer continues, “Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” Blonde: “Ummmm… I dunno.” The officer suggests, “Well, you can go home…