A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
A Husband Exclaims His Wife Your Bum Is Really Big…..👇Continue reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 One day a husband exclaims to his wife.. A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards…
Little Johnny’s Chores Little Johnny comes down for breakfast, and his mother asks if he has done his chores. He replies, “Not yet.” She tells him he can’t have breakfast until his chores are done. Frustrated, Johnny goes outside to feed the animals. First, he kicks a chicken, then he kicks a cow, and finally,…
A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she noticed one boy standing alone at the far end, away from the group. Feeling sympathy for the boy, she approached him. “Hey there, everything alright?” she asked kindly….
Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result Little Johnny came home with a history test score of 90, making his father very happy. However, his mother, Karen, was suspicious. After examining the test, she noticed different handwriting styles in the digits. “Johnny, you are so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your…
We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids trying to navigate through numbers and equations. It’s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn’t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he’s not just grappling…
Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 for help with his math homework. Johnny had been taught to call 911 in emergencies, and when he struggled with subtraction, he saw it as a real crisis. He called…