One day a husband exclaims to his wife

A Wife With 7th Sense A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a great opportunity for a promotion. Could you pack my clothes and fishing gear? Oh, and please include my new blue silk pajamas!” The wife suspects…

Waitress’ Response To Customer After “”Inappropriate”” Order Request… A man goes into a restaurant and is seated All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, “What would you like, sir?” He looks…

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re naked!” the…

A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park. What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: D_eath Slide, Scream Loop,…

Father and son (very funny joke)….. A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” Dirty “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9 * 7?’ so I asked ‘what’s the fucking…

HELL EXPLAINED Long The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of…