A Lawyer and a Senior Citizen on a Plane On a long flight, a lawyer sits next to an elderly man. Thinking he can easily outsmart him, the lawyer proposes a game. Initially, the senior declines, wanting to nap. However, the lawyer insists, explaining, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the…
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cabdriver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring… He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you” She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When…
An old lady is speeding down a highway…… A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding… …”Afternoon ma’am. May I see your license and registration?” The old lady wordlessly hands the officer these items. As the officer reaches for the papers, he takes observation of the old woman. She wasn’t just old, she was…
A Wife With 7th Sense A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a great opportunity for a promotion. Could you pack my clothes and fishing gear? Oh, and please include my new blue silk pajamas!” The wife suspects…
A Hilarious Exchange of Letters: The Ultimate Breakup Story Breaking up is never easy, but humor can often lighten the mood. Here’s a classic joke about a letter exchange between a man and a woman going through a breakup. The Man’s Letter The man writes to his wife, informing her that he’s leaving her forever….
One Day He Found His Wife A man comes home early to find his wife on the bed, breathing heavily. “What are you doing?” he asks. She stammers, “I… think I’m having a heart attack!” Concerned, he offers to call an ambulance. As he heads downstairs to dial 911, his son Johnny appears, crying. “What’s…
three older ladies were discussing…👇Continue Reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. Long One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away.”…
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg…..👇Continue Reading Below IN the first C0MMENT👇 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg…. Long The priest nearly had an accident….
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th-grade students. She said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.” A little girl raised her hand and said, “I had a kitty cat who stuttered.” The teacher, curious, asked her to describe the incident. “Well,” the girl began, “I was in the backyard with my kitty…
A Man Finds a Wallet with $700 A man finds a wallet containing $700. Later, he reads a notice offering a $50 reward for returning a wealthy man’s lost wallet. When the man returns the wallet, the wealthy man counts the money and accuses him, saying, “I see you have already taken your reward.” The…