Teacher Addresses A Student.

The Secret to a Happy Marriage I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” He replied, “You should share responsibilities with love and respect each other. Then, there will be no problems.” Curious, I asked him to explain. He said, “In my house, I make decisions on bigger issues, while…

Little Johnny’s Chores Little Johnny comes down for breakfast, and his mother asks if he has done his chores. He replies, “Not yet.” She tells him he can’t have breakfast until his chores are done. Frustrated, Johnny goes outside to feed the animals. First, he kicks a chicken, then he kicks a cow, and finally,…

An old lady is speeding down a highway…… A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding… …”Afternoon ma’am. May I see your license and registration?” The old lady wordlessly hands the officer these items. As the officer reaches for the papers, he takes observation of the old woman She wasn’t just old, she was…

A Man Finds a Wallet with $700 A man finds a wallet containing $700. Later, he reads a notice offering a $50 reward for returning a wealthy man’s lost wallet. When the man returns the wallet, the wealthy man counts the money and accuses him, saying, “I see you have already taken your reward.” The…

Grandpa and Grandma, always excited when reminiscing about their younger days, decided to relive one of their old dates. They planned to meet at the riverbank they used to visit when they were young. The next morning, Grandpa woke up at 6 a.m., rushed to the riverbank, picked a big bunch of wildflowers, and waited…

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are…