HUSBAND’S…
A wife came home from a long shopping trip to find her husband in bed with a young woman. Shocked and ready to leave, her husband stopped her and explained, “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.”
He then shared his story: “Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, and offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore.”
He concluded with, “Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?’ And so, here we are!”
