An elderly couple decides to live

You know, there’s something about truck drivers that really deserves a round of applause. These unsung heroes of the road are like the knights of the asphalt, bravely steering their big rigs through endless highways and byways, all while keeping our nation’s economy rolling along. As a kid, I always admired those mighty trucks, so…

The pair sat through a lengthy speech in church, with the woman eventually succumbing to exhaustion and dozing asleep. Upon seeing this, her husband sought to awaken her by gently pressing her with his finger. At that point, the priest also asked the community a question. The priest then asked the crowd who had liberated…

A married man was having an affair…..👇 A married man was having an affair with his secretary One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman…

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are…

Unlucky Husbands (Funny Story) Two old friends reunited after many years. One asked, “Tell me, what happened to your son?” “Oh, my poor son!” sighed the mother. “His marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn’t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or…

One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say. Father “because it makes grown ups happy” Johnny “I want to be happy too” Father “then…