An Amish Lady Driving Her Horse-Drawn Buggy Is Pulled Over By The…
An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.” “I thank…
three older ladies were discussing…👇Continue Reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. Long One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away.”…
Curious Johnny Little Johnny, a seventh-grader, often bombarded his teacher with questions. One day, he asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation, like the letter H in ‘hour’ and ‘honour’?” His teacher responded, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent.” This left Johnny even more confused. Lunch Break Misunderstanding…
Returning home unexpectedly, a man finds his wife in distress on the bed and assumes she’s having a heart attack. Rushing to call for help, he’s interrupted by his son Johnny, who tearfully reveals that Uncle James is naked in the closet, which infuriates the man. Running upstairs, he discovers his brother indeed naked in…
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are…
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams’ She became upset and called the first number, discovering it was his mother. Next, she called the second number and his sister answered. When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang. Realizing she…
That Rubber Thingyu….. An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, “If you…