A British Soldier Returns From War

A Man Finds a Wallet with $700 A man finds a wallet containing $700. Later, he reads a notice offering a $50 reward for returning a wealthy man’s lost wallet. When the man returns the wallet, the wealthy man counts the money and accuses him, saying, “I see you have already taken your reward.” The…

One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar……Continue Reading Below first comment 👇👇 A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin… She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, “What man here will…

A young boy tells his father, “Dad, our math teacher wants to see you.” The father asks, “What happened?” The boy replies, “She asked me, ‘How much is 7 * 9?’ I said ’63,’ then she asked, ‘And 9 * 7?’ So I said, ‘What’s the f*cking difference?’” The father, amused, responds, “Indeed, what is…

A blonde goes to work one morning in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “My mom died.” He tells her to go home, but she insists, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later, her boss finds her crying again and asks, “What’s wrong?” She responds, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died,…

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, “What are you talking about? ” Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own…