A British Soldier Returns From War
there naked. “Darling, look what the
wind blew away”, she says seductively.
The husband, looking sad and dejected,
drops his pants, and says “Sweetheart,
look what the Germans blew away.”
there naked. “Darling, look what the
wind blew away”, she says seductively.
The husband, looking sad and dejected,
drops his pants, and says “Sweetheart,
look what the Germans blew away.”
A woman died and went to heaven… Long She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting. “What do I have to do to get in?,” she asked. “You just have to spell a word” the angel replied. “That doesn’t sound bad, what word do I have to spell?” “Love.” Relieved, the woman…
A wife came home from a long shopping trip to find her husband in bed with a young woman. Shocked and ready to leave, her husband stopped her and explained, “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.” He then shared his story: “Driving home, I saw this young girl,…
First Day Honeymoon….👇 On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to…
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th-grade students. She said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.” A little girl raised her hand and said, “I had a kitty cat who stuttered.” The teacher, curious, asked her to describe the incident. “Well,” the girl began, “I was in the backyard with my kitty…
A couple was having relationship issues and decided to communicate only through silence. The husband needed to be woken up at 5 AM for a business trip but didn’t want to break the silence first. He wrote a note saying, “Please wake me up at 5 AM” and left it where his wife would see…
A Husband and Wife Playing a Game WIFE: Honey, let’s play a game. HUSBAND: Okay. What’s it about? WIFE: If I mention a country, run to the left wall. If I mention a bird, run to the right wall. If you run the wrong way, you’ll give me your entire salary this month. HUSBAND: And…