A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife, who happened to be blonde, answered it, listened for a few seconds, and then said, “How am I supposed to know? That’s 200 miles away!” and hung up.
The husband, curious, asked, “Who was on the phone?”
His wife responded,
Lazy Husband Gets His Due A lazy husband refused to help his wife with household chores. When asked to tidy the garden, he retorted, “Do I look like a gardener to you?!” Similarly, when she asked him to fix the bathroom door, he replied, “Do I appear to be a carpenter?” He then left for…
Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that…
One Day He Found His Wife A man comes home early to find his wife on the bed, breathing heavily. “What are you doing?” he asks. She stammers, “I… think I’m having a heart attack!” Concerned, he offers to call an ambulance. As he heads downstairs to dial 911, his son Johnny appears, crying. “What’s…
A man asked his wife what she wanted for her 40th birthday. “I’d like to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a local amusement park. What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: D_eath Slide, Scream Loop,…
Superstitious Dad Nervous After Daughter Says Goodbye To Him Despite living in modern times, a part of us remains connected to our ancestors’ superstitious beliefs, especially concerning death. Even rational people can find themselves believing in the fantastic. This joke illustrates such a scenario involving a father and his young daughter. A father put his…
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman…