A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the…

Husband Texts Wife at Night Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply H9e sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got…

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams’ She became upset and called the first number, discovering it was his mother. Next, she called the second number and his sister answered. When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang. Realizing she…

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile…See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 I laugh so hard 😂😂 A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever…

Are You Blonde? A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver and asks for her driver’s license. The driver searches through her car and asks, “Uhh, what are they again?” The cop responds, “Ugh. It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” The driver says, “Oh yeah,” and hands over a compact…

A man returned from work one night headed straight to the bedroom and started making love to his wife. When done, he went to the kitchen and got some cold water only to find his wife there, also looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she got to the kitchen so…