One day, a snail decided he wanted to buy a fancy new sports car…
One day, a snail decided he wanted to buy a fancy new sports car. After saving up for years, he finally had enough money and went to the dealership. He picked out a sleek, red convertible and told the salesman, “I want this car, but I want a big ‘S’ painted on the hood, the doors, and the trunk.”
The salesman, puzzled, asked, “Why do you want that?”
The snail replied, “Because when I drive around town, I want people to say, ‘Look at that S-car-go!'”
