A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says
A blonde calls her boyfriend for help with a difficult jigsaw puzzle. She says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” When he arrives, he finds puzzle pieces scattered everywhere. After examining the pieces, he smiles and says, “First of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won’t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let’s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and… put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?”
In a classroom, a teacher asks the students to paint cows grazing in a meadow. Little Johnny soon raises his hand and shows a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it,” says the teacher.
Johnny replies, “Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
