A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grad students
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th-grade students. She said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.”
A little girl raised her hand and said, “I had a kitty cat who stuttered.” The teacher, curious, asked her to describe the incident.
“Well,” the girl began, “I was in the backyard with my kitty when the rottweiler from next door jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was,” the little girl replied. “My kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say ‘FUCK,’ the rottweiler ate him!”
