three older ladies were discussing…👇Continue Reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. Long One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away.”…
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg…..👇Continue Reading Below IN the first C0MMENT👇 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg…. Long The priest nearly had an accident….
Linda Gray as Sue Ellen Ewing on “Dallas.” The TV series Dallas is remembered for J.R. Ewing, the scheming, egotistical larger-than-life oil baron who made the weekly drama must-see TV (before that was even a thing). But J.R.’s machinations would not have been quite so despicable without the presence of Sue Ellen, the trophy wife played by…
Betty White graces the cover of Life Magazine in 1957. Who is that regal lady, the queen? Well, it’s the queen of TV comedy — Betty White, an actress whose career on the tube spans seven decades. Betty White has done so much TV that she has had her own show with the same title…
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th-grade students. She said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.” A little girl raised her hand and said, “I had a kitty cat who stuttered.” The teacher, curious, asked her to describe the incident. “Well,” the girl began, “I was in the backyard with my kitty…
Promotion and New Rules Nia was promoted to general manager at a major fashion retail outlet. Enthusiastic about her new role, she implemented strict changes, emphasizing punctuality, customer service, and uniform guidelines. “Anybody who fails to follow the new rules — whether it is about uniform, customer greetings, display arrangements, punctuality — will lose their…
Demand for Sixth Child My husband, Danny, a devoted father and successful businessman, recently demanded we have a sixth child—a son to carry on the family name. Already parents to five daughters, I was taken aback by his ultimatum. “Lisa, we NEED to have a sixth child,” he insisted, his tone cold. When I refused,…
Simon Cowell Moved to Tears by Boy’s Powerful Performance In a televised talent show, Simon Cowell experienced an unforgettable moment when a young boy took the stage, armed only with a microphone. The boy’s performance was so powerful that it rendered Simon speechless, compelling him to walk up on stage and give the boy a…
Parents Abandon Teenage Daughter, Return Years Later with Smiles At 15, Tori’s world shattered when her parents abandoned her and her two younger brothers. Forced to fend for themselves, Tori was left stunned and heartbroken. “We’re calling child services; they’ll find you a new home,” her father stated coldly. Life in Foster Care Separated from…
Grandma’s $2M Twist Lesley, a lonely widow, had five grandchildren who rarely visited her. Frustrated by their neglect, she devised a plan to teach them a lesson. “George and I nurtured our kids with love, not to see this day when our grandchildren would merely cut me off and turn to me when it came…