A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” She replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend goes over to…
A Blind Man Walks Into a Restaurant A blind man enters a restaurant and sits down. The owner, who is also the waiter, hands him a menu. The man responds, “I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I’ll smell it…
Funny Joke – $50,000 For The Funeral!…. Widow at the funeral Long Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife, Rose, turned to her oldest friend, Sadie, and said: “Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.” “I’m sure you’re right” replied Sadie, who leaned…
A girl was having an affair….👇 A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. Long “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And…
Rich man challenged a redneck to a bet but he was shocked with what followed……See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. Long He held…
Waitress’ Response To Customer After “”Inappropriate”” Order Request… A man goes into a restaurant and is seated All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, “What would you like, sir?” He looks…
John returned from an African safari and excitedly recounted his adventure to his friend, Mark. “I was deep in the jungle,” John began, “when suddenly I heard a rustling in the bushes behind me. I turned around and saw a massive lion, licking its chops and staring right at me.” John described how the lion…
My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my…
No More Headaches A woman tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having for years? Well, they’re gone.” He asks, “What happened?” She explains, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat, ‘I do not have a headache; I do not…
Laura’s Instructions Laura’s dishwasher broke, so she called a repairman. Since she had work the next day, she left instructions: “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.” She also warned, “Don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. But, whatever you do,…