Woman comes home and tells her husband
No More Headaches
A woman tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having for years? Well, they’re gone.” He asks, “What happened?” She explains, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat, ‘I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache.’ It worked.”
Hypnotist’s Suggestion
She continues, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?” The husband agrees.
A Surprising Change
After his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” He goes into the bathroom, returns, and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife exclaims, “Damn! That was wonderful!” He replies, “Don’t move! I will be right back.”
A Shocking Discovery
After round two, he says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” His wife quietly follows him and sees him standing at the mirror, saying, “She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife.” His funeral service will be held on Saturday.
