A man and his wife go to their honeymoon…See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 I laugh so hard 😂😂 A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body…
One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar……Continue Reading Below first comment 👇👇 A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin… She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, “What man here will…
Funny Joke – The Farmer Gives The Mule A Warning… See the continue in first c00ment 👇👇 Funny Joke – The Farmer Gives The Mule A Warning They get a few miles down the road and the mule pulling the wagon just stops and refuses to move. The farmer gets off of the wagon and walks…
AN OLDER COUPLE WERE LYING IN BED ONE NIGHT. An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for…
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him. Curious about his life, she asked if he had ever had sex. Tarzan replied, “Tarzan not know sex.” Jane explained what it was, and Tarzan said, “Ohhh…Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.” Horrified, Jane offered to show him the…
Sometimes, as a leader, you have to hide your doubts… …something this captain knows all too well. A ship was sailing in a dangerous part of the sea. The captain saw a pirate ship approaching his ship. The captain shouted to his crew, “Gentlemen, bring me my red shirt!” The crew brought him his red…
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, …wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought,…
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are…
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re naked!” the…
One day, a snail decided he wanted to buy a fancy new sports car. After saving up for years, he finally had enough money and went to the dealership. He picked out a sleek, red convertible and told the salesman, “I want this car, but I want a big ‘S’ painted on the hood, the…