A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th-grade students. She said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.” A little girl raised her hand and said, “I had a kitty cat who stuttered.” The teacher, curious, asked her to describe the incident. “Well,” the girl began, “I was in the backyard with my kitty…
A Man Finds a Wallet with $700 A man finds a wallet containing $700. Later, he reads a notice offering a $50 reward for returning a wealthy man’s lost wallet. When the man returns the wallet, the wealthy man counts the money and accuses him, saying, “I see you have already taken your reward.” The…
That Rubber Thingyu….. An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, “If you…
Little Johnny is taking a shower Long Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he…
NEW – A wife goes on a retreat for workk…..👇Continue Reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room,…
Young Man Notices A Lady Following Him A young man noticed an elderly lady following him around while shopping in a supermarket. She stopped when he stopped and kept staring at him. Eventually, at the checkout, she approached him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you…
Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result Little Johnny came home with a history test score of 90, making his father very happy. However, his mother, Karen, was suspicious. After examining the test, she noticed different handwriting styles in the digits. “Johnny, you are so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your…
A Bag Full of Used Clothing Wife’s Intentions A wife mentioned she had a bag full of used clothing that she wanted to give away. She felt that there were poor, starving people who could benefit from the clothes. Husband’s Practicality The husband suggested throwing the clothes in the trash, noting it would be much…
A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard Long They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked in for the…
A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she turns around and bites one of the customers. The loan officer asks the farmer: I understand why your dog bit me. But why did she bite the customer. I…