Dad’s Phone Call Mishap A father calls home, asking his daughter if her mother is around. The girl responds, “Mommy’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” Confused, the dad says, “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul.” She insists, saying, “He’s upstairs in the room with mommy right now.” The dad instructs her…
A Wife Packing Bags for 10 Years A man returns home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” he asks in surprise. “To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!” she…
A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked in for the night…
A blonde calls her boyfriend for help with a difficult jigsaw puzzle. She says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” When he arrives, he finds puzzle pieces scattered everywhere. After examining the pieces, he smiles and says, “First of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won’t resemble a rooster….
Funny Joke ‣ Inexperienced Guy… See the continue in first c00ment 👇👇 A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” asks the guy. Realizing he’s inexperienced, she tries to explain, “I put my head between your legs and…
Husband Texts Wife at Night Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply H9e sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got…
Mrs. Parks Asked an Unusual Question In a 6th-grade science class, Mrs. Parks asked, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” A Surprising Reaction No one answered until little Mary stood up and exclaimed, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents,…
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door.👇Continue Reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door Long “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over…
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile…See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 I laugh so hard 😂😂 A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever…
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee….👇See the continuation in the first comment 👇 Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her…