Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?
Dad’s Phone Call Mishap
A father calls home, asking his daughter if her mother is around. The girl responds, “Mommy’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” Confused, the dad says, “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul.” She insists, saying, “He’s upstairs in the room with mommy right now.”
The dad instructs her to inform her mom that “daddy’s car just pulled up.” Moments later, the girl returns and explains, “Mommy got scared, jumped out of bed naked, ran around screaming, then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser, and now she isn’t moving at all!”
Shocked, the dad asks, “What about your Uncle Paul?” The girl replies, “He jumped out the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn’t know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think he’s dead!”
After a long pause, the dad asks, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5732?” The girl says, “No, I think you have the wrong number.”
