A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry….
Clever responses often lead to unexpected and humorous outcomes which remind us of the power of humor and quick thinking in our daily interactions. Most times, well-timed jokes can help turn awkwardness into amusement, and dullness into delight. Late into the night, a husband texted his wife, asking her to wash his dirty clothes and…
A boss tells his secretary, “We are traveling abroad for the week, so make arrangements.” The secretary calls her husband, “My boss and I will be traveling abroad.” The husband then calls his secret lover, “My wife is traveling for the weekend, so come over.” The secret lover informs a student, “I won’t be home…
I Bet 99.99% Will Fail!What does this guy have to do to stay alive? Good luck and pass it on!SOLUTION: Advantages Of Riddles: Get A Conclusion Why are riddles needed in life? A riddle is a problem that checks a person’s knowledge or mental skills. While solving a riddle, the solver has to put the…
Lazy Husband Gets His Due A lazy husband refused to help his wife with household chores. When asked to tidy the garden, he retorted, “Do I look like a gardener to you?!” Similarly, when she asked him to fix the bathroom door, he replied, “Do I appear to be a carpenter?” He then left for…
Reading a joke offers a multitude of benefits that impact both mental and physical health, as well as social skills. Firstly, jokes stimulate the brain and trigger the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. This not only boosts mood but also temporarily relieves pain. Laughter resulting from jokes increases blood flow and improves…
My wife was sleeping next to me… and all of a sudden I got a Facebook notification, and a woman asked me to add her. So I added her. I accepted the friend request and sent a message asking: “Do we know each other?” She replied: “I heard you got married but I still love…
A mother is driving her daughter to a playdate. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you shouldn’t ask a lady her age. It’s not polite,” the mother replies. “Okay,” the girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really, those are personal questions and none of your business,” the mother says. Unfazed, the girl asks, “Why did you…
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a Vi****. She goes ballistic, “You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids Her…
One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say. Father “because it makes grown ups happy” Johnny “I want to be happy too” Father “then…