One morning, a rancher told Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?” Then, he left for the fields. After…
An Old Man Proves His Wife Can Hear An old man suspects his wife is having trouble hearing. He suggests she get a hearing test, but she refuses. To prove his point, he devises a plan. Testing Her Hearing He goes upstairs, turns on a recorder, and yells downstairs, “Honey, what’s for supper?” No answer….
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams’ She became upset and called the first number, discovering it was his mother. Next, she called the second number and his sister answered. When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang. Realizing she…
Superstitious Dad Nervous After Daughter Says Goodbye To Him Despite living in modern times, a part of us remains connected to our ancestors’ superstitious beliefs, especially concerning death. Even rational people can find themselves believing in the fantastic. This joke illustrates such a scenario involving a father and his young daughter. A father put his…
there naked. “Darling, look what the wind blew away”, she says seductively. The husband, looking sad and dejected, drops his pants, and says “Sweetheart, look what the Germans blew away.”
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church.“Why aren’t you dressed for church?”“Simple. I’m not going.”“Why not?”“Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning. It’s just cold. Second, no…
A Husband and Wife Playing a Game WIFE: Honey, let’s play a game. HUSBAND: Okay. What’s it about? WIFE: If I mention a country, run to the left wall. If I mention a bird, run to the right wall. If you run the wrong way, you’ll give me your entire salary this month. HUSBAND: And…
Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand? Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right. Boss: So, what were you arguing about with that customer? Little Johnny: He…
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring…
A man lies on the beach, wearing only a cap over his crotch. A woman walking by comments, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He responds, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”