Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a Vi****. She goes ballistic, “You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids Her…
One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say. Father “because it makes grown ups happy” Johnny “I want to be happy too” Father “then…
Little Johnny’s Silent Letter Confusion Little Johnny, a curious 7th grader, often asked his teacher many questions. One day, he asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation, like the letter H in hour and honour?” The teacher explained, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent.” This left Johnny even…
Are you yearning to bring back that excitement and sizzle in your long-term relationship? Well, I have a lighthearted story that might just give you a chuckle, especially if you fall into the 45-65 age group. An Unexpected Surprise One day, a wife decides to add some spice and surprise her husband. She purchases a…
Brilliant Wife! (Funny Story) A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning: Husband’s Note “My dear wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore,…
A Couple’s Silent Treatment Misadventure A couple was having problems at home and decided to give each other the silent treatment. The husband realized he needed his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early business flight. Not wanting to break the silence and “lose,” he wrote, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM”…
Young Man Notices a Lady Following Him A young man in a supermarket noticed an elderly woman following him and staring. When she finally approached him at the checkout, she said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.” He reassured her,…
Curious Johnny Little Johnny, a seventh-grader, often bombarded his teacher with questions. One day, he asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation, like the letter H in ‘hour’ and ‘honour’?” His teacher responded, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent.” This left Johnny even more confused. Lunch Break Misunderstanding…
A Dad Buys a Lie Detector Robot A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it on his son during dinner. The father asks, “Where were you last night?” The son replies, “I was at the library.” The robot slaps the son. Testing the Robot The…
Behind the Scenes with Joy Behar: Exclusive Insights into ‘The View’ Anyone who has watched ABC’s “The View” knows the panelists aren’t known for their warmth. They often spread “half-truths and push their own far-left agendas,” while making provocative statements, especially against conservatives. This strategy aims to stir controversy and boost their ratings. Despite these…