A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: “How many D’s are there in “INDIANA JONES?” The brunette thinks for a…
The Secret to a Happy Marriage I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” He replied, “You should share responsibilities with love and respect each other. Then, there will be no problems.” Curious, I asked him to explain. He said, “In my house, I make decisions on bigger issues, while…
Aging Challenges Three older women shared their experiences with aging. One lady mentioned, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I was taking it out or putting it away.” Another added, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of…
A Night of Miscommunication A young couple had just returned from a date, and the guy dropped his 19-year-old girlfriend off at her house. As they said goodnight, he asked, “Hey babe, do you want to, you know, get intimate?” This innocent request sparked a hilarious misunderstanding. The girlfriend, shocked, exclaimed, “Are you crazy? My…
A man and his wife were in bed when they heard a knock at the door at 3:30 a.m. The husband initially ignored it, but his wife urged him to answer. Reluctantly, he went downstairs and found a drunk man on the porch asking for a push. The husband refused and went back to bed….
Unlucky Husbands (Funny Story) Two old friends reunited after many years. One asked, “Tell me, what happened to your son?” “Oh, my poor son!” sighed the mother. “His marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn’t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or…
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta….. A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra. Long He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up…
tiger wouldn’t do that….👇 On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods, the golfer.” Long “Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.” The…
Little Johnny, a seventh grader known for his curiosity, often posed numerous questions to his teacher. One day, he asked his English teacher a perplexing query about silent letters in words like “hour” and “honour.” His teacher explained, “We’re not ignoring them; they’re considered silent.” Confused, Johnny remained puzzled. Later, during lunch, the teacher asked…
A Husband Exclaims His Wife Your Bum Is Really Big…..👇Continue reading below in the first C0MMENT👇 One day a husband exclaims to his wife.. A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards…