A girl was having an affair….👇 A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. Long “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And…
Rich man challenged a redneck to a bet but he was shocked with what followed……See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. Long He held…
Waitress’ Response To Customer After “”Inappropriate”” Order Request… A man goes into a restaurant and is seated All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, “What would you like, sir?” He looks…
John returned from an African safari and excitedly recounted his adventure to his friend, Mark. “I was deep in the jungle,” John began, “when suddenly I heard a rustling in the bushes behind me. I turned around and saw a massive lion, licking its chops and staring right at me.” John described how the lion…
My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my…
No More Headaches A woman tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having for years? Well, they’re gone.” He asks, “What happened?” She explains, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat, ‘I do not have a headache; I do not…
Laura’s Instructions Laura’s dishwasher broke, so she called a repairman. Since she had work the next day, she left instructions: “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.” She also warned, “Don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. But, whatever you do,…
A married man was having an affair…..👇 A married man was having an affair with his secretary One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye…..👇Continue Reading below In the first C0MMENT👇 Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. Long His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t…
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink…..👇Continue Reading Below In the first C0MMENT👇 A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. Long When he finished his drink, he found his…