The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
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A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that Tom must have experienced.
“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord Tom is out of the hospital, and the doctors say that with time his scrotum should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said “I’m Tom.” The entire congregation held its breath..
“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”
