A man lies on the beach, wearing only a cap over his crotch. A woman walking by comments, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He responds, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a …case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart… …’What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife. ‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’, he replies. ‘Put them back, it’s a waste of money’, demands the wife,…
Typical macho man married good looking lady…See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 I laugh so hard 😂😂 Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from…
WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run in the…
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. Blonde “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they…
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: “How many D’s are there in “INDIANA JONES?” The brunette thinks for a…
Little Johnny’s Silent Letter Confusion Little Johnny, a curious 7th grader, often asked his teacher many questions. One day, he asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation, like the letter H in hour and honour?” The teacher explained, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent.” This left Johnny even…