Funny Joke – The Farmer Gives The Mule A Warning… See the continue in first c00ment 👇👇
Funny Joke – The Farmer Gives The Mule A Warning
They get a few miles down the road and the mule pulling the wagon just stops and refuses to move. The farmer gets off of the wagon and walks around to the front of the wagon, grabs the mule by the ears and looks him in the eyes and says, “That’s one”. The farmer climbs back on the wagon…
After 37 years of marriage, Jerald left his wife, Catherine, for his young secretary. His new girlfriend insisted they live in Jerald and Catherine’s luxurious home. Jerald’s lawyers outmatched Catherine’s, forcing her to leave within three days. On the first day, she packed her belongings; on the second, movers collected her things. On the third…
Unlucky Husbands (Funny Story) Two old friends reunited after many years. One asked, “Tell me, what happened to your son?” “Oh, my poor son!” sighed the mother. “His marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn’t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or…
A blonde calls her boyfriend for help with a difficult jigsaw puzzle. She says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” When he arrives, he finds puzzle pieces scattered everywhere. After examining the pieces, he smiles and says, “First of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won’t resemble a rooster….
This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned. The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest says, “Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language. The man…
Typical macho man married good looking lady…See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 I laugh so hard 😂😂 Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye…..👇Continue Reading below In the first C0MMENT👇 Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. Long His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn’t…