A Husband Exclaims His Wife Your Bum Is Really Big…..
One day a husband exclaims to his wife..
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I t’s been so incredible and fun, I’ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on…
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat…
First Day Honeymoon….👇 On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to…
Mrs. Parks Asked an Unusual Question In a 6th-grade science class, Mrs. Parks asked, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” A Surprising Reaction No one answered until little Mary stood up and exclaimed, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents,…
An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man snatched her purse and ran off. A couple across the street saw the incident and hurried over to check on her. They informed her that the police had been called and would arrive shortly. The…