A blondie went to confession and said to the priest, “I’m pregnant.” He asked, “How did this happen, my child?” She said, “I think it must be the second coming.” The priest, shocked by this reply, asked,“What makes you think it’s the second coming?” She replied, “Because I swallowed the first one, father.”
It only takes one act of kindness to brighten a gloomy day and, at times, restore our faith in life. Today, we’re sharing uplifting, true-life stories of strangers—or near-strangers—stepping in with acts of compassion just when they were needed most. Prepare for an uplifting dose of positivism that will warm your heart. I grew up…
The room falls silent. Daddy looks shocked, his face pale, and Mummy’s eyes widen in disbelief. “Excuse me?” Mummy finally says, her voice trembling between anger and panic. The little girl innocently repeats, “You know, like you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver. I saw it through the keyhole that time, too.”…
Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man said, “There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of the grandmas said,…
Dating Disaster Turns into a Hilarious Punchline Navigating romance can lead to unexpected, sometimes humorous surprises. This story recounts one man’s date with a seemingly perfect Sunday school teacher, whose quirks and humor made for an unforgettable evening. The man met a stunning woman through a dating app, who taught Sunday school. During dinner, her…
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.” “No, I must die in peace. I had sx with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!”*
The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase? Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said that?” Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The second reason…
A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM. The wife, who happened to be blonde, answered it, listened for a few seconds, and then said, “How am I supposed to know? That’s 200 miles away!” and hung up. The husband, curious, asked, “Who was on the phone?” His wife responded,
The teacher noticed a boy at the back of the class fidgeting and scratching his crotch and not paying attention, she came back to find out what was going on. He was so embarrassed that he whispered that he had just been circumcised and it was so itchy. The teacher told him to go to the principal’s…
An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam, the doctor said to the old fella, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you’d like to ask me about?” The old man replied, “Actually, I do. After I have love, I’m usually hot and sweaty. Then, after the…