A man and woman were in bedroom…. A bee went into my vagina! One day a man and his wife were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the wife parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. She started screaming “Oh my god, help…
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” said Little Johnny.. Long His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a…
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t…
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?”I’ll have the same,’ says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order ‘That will be $9.40 please,’ and…
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. Blonde “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they…
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup, and as she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his…
A Roman Catholic priest’s act of kindness for an old friend results in an unexpected and miraculous outcome, leading to a humorous twist years later. On his way to Rome, a priest encounters his old friend Mary, who reveals her and her husband’s struggle with infertility. The priest promises, “I promise to light a candle…
A blonde goes to work one morning in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “My mom died.” He tells her to go home, but she insists, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later, her boss finds her crying again and asks, “What’s wrong?” She responds, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died,…
Clever Girl…. A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… Long “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?” And…
First Day Honeymoon….👇 On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to…