An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up
An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam, the doctor said to the old fella, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you’d like to ask me about?”
The old man replied, “Actually, I do. After I have love, I’m usually hot and sweaty. Then, after the second time, I’m cold and chilly.”
After examining the old man’s wife, the doctor said, “Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns you’d like to discuss with me?”
The lady replied, “No, nothing at all.” But the doctor added, “Your husband mentioned something unusual. He says he’s hot and sweaty after the first time you’re together, and cold and chilly after the second. Do you know why?”
“Oh, that silly old man,” she replied. “That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January.”
