Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet…
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A cow, an ant, and an old fart were debating who was the greatest among them. The Cow’s Claim The cow argued, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!” The Ant’s Argument The ant countered, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52…
Three Girlfriends A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. Passing Remark A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” Witty Response He replies, “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat…
Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and…
Funny Joke ‣ Inexperienced Guy… See the continue in first c00ment 👇👇 A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” asks the guy. Realizing he’s inexperienced, she tries to explain, “I put my head between your legs and…
Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a bitch is 7” “3+6, the son of a bitch is 9″ His mother heard this & asked, ” Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?” “Oh Mom. Don’t disturb. I am doing my maths homework” Mom: “Is this how your…
The F-Word A man goes to confession, saying, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” He tells the priest he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest instructs him to say three Hail Marys and watch his language, but the man insists on explaining why he swore. The man recounts playing golf on Sunday….