A blonde goes to work one morning in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “My mom died.” He tells her to go home, but she insists, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later, her boss finds her crying again and asks, “What’s wrong?” She responds, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”
No More Headaches A woman tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having for years? Well, they’re gone.” He asks, “What happened?” She explains, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat, ‘I do not have a headache; I do not…
A man and woman were in bedroom…. A bee went into my vagina! One day a man and his wife were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the wife parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. She started screaming “Oh my god, help…
Teacher-Student Interaction A teacher questioned a student, “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!” the backbencher responded. “Four? Haha,” the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students’ mistakes. The teacher then told a front-row student, “Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.” The backbencher added, “And for me, a coffee!”…
A wealthy man challenges a redneck named Leroy to a dangerous bet, but the outcome surprises everyone, including the rich man. At a party, Leroy unexpectedly ends up in a pool with an alligator. The crowd watches in shock as Leroy fights the gator, defeating it by poking it in the eye, punching, and strangling…
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee….👇See the continuation in the first comment 👇 Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her…
Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?” “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies. The principal…