A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re naked!” the…
One day, a snail decided he wanted to buy a fancy new sports car. After saving up for years, he finally had enough money and went to the dealership. He picked out a sleek, red convertible and told the salesman, “I want this car, but I want a big ‘S’ painted on the hood, the…
An Amish Lady Driving Her Horse-Drawn Buggy Is Pulled Over By The… An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer. “I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on…
Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a bitch is 7” “3+6, the son of a bitch is 9″ His mother heard this & asked, ” Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?” “Oh Mom. Don’t disturb. I am doing my maths homework” Mom: “Is this how your…
Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that…
A woman died and went to heaven… Long She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting. “What do I have to do to get in?,” she asked. “You just have to spell a word” the angel replied. “That doesn’t sound bad, what word do I have to spell?” “Love.” Relieved, the woman…
He Sent His Wife a Dear John Letter and Instantly Regretted It Sometimes, letters from loved ones bring despair rather than joy. In this humorous tale, a husband decided to break up with his wife through a letter, only to instantly regret it. Dear Wife, “I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m…
A wife came home from a long shopping trip to find her husband in bed with a young woman. Shocked and ready to leave, her husband stopped her and explained, “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.” He then shared his story: “Driving home, I saw this young girl,…
She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your family.” “It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was…
After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom. When he returned, the woman sat up in bed and remarked, “I can tell you are a doctor by the way you washed your hands before and after. ” “Well, that’s right, ” the fellow said with a self-satisfied grin. “Do you know…